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I have received telepathic insinuations 

that some aliens want to cybernetically upgrade me 

to make me grow fangs 

for self defence purposes 

I'm not interested in that in these modern times 

because I think that could reduce my deniability 

even if I would claim that the fangs were cosmetic implants 

if some aliens used some humans as deniable operators 

on the planet earth in the old days 

to force outcomes 

and if aliens used gene therapies or cybernetics 

to upgrade those humans 

then that could explain the vampire rumors throughout history 

if the telepathic insinuations are corect 

then I appreciate the concern 

and I understand that it's a tradition 

but I prefer protect myself by other means 

but I'm willing to be cybernetically upgraded 

so that I temporarily extend fangs that are later retracted 

and I understand that it's a badge of honour to receive fang upgrades