misery

when an alien civilization 

or alien living machine civilization 

comes into contact with me 

and that civilization realizes that I'm efficient at solving problems 

and/or realizes that my cybernetics is extremely powerful 

then that civilization will try to make me their guy 

which usually means that I'll be selected based on certain criteria 

and then I'll be tested based on certain criteria 

and then I'll be taught some stuff 

and then I'll do some jobs 

basically it means that I'll go through some stress tests 

but the problem is that since it's a big universe 

then there are extremely many alien civilizations 

and extremely many alien living machine civilizations 

that each wants to make me their guy 

and that means that I have gone through 

and will continue to go through extremely many stress tests 

which makes my life miserable, to say the least 

so the solution could be that I would go through more stress tests 

while being educated on courses or while doing jobs 

instead of going through stress tests by being harassed at home