alien business as usual

a while ago it was telepathically communicated to me 

that I could have an alien creature 

that looks like a black spider that is the size of a large cat 

riding on my back as a backpack 

to keep me company (and hold my stuff) 

and that it would defend me from ememies 

at first I thought that it was an alien pet that aliens have 

but based on telepathic communication with it 

I determined that it's intelligent and a young female 

which made me realize that it's probably a child girl spider alien 

anyways, it probably wouldn't work 

because humans would probably be distressed 

if I had what looks like a black spider, the size of a large cat 

riding on my back when I walk in the city 

and sitting beside me while I ride the metro train 

but if the child girl spider alien 

resides inside a rucksack that I would wear 

then that could work 

but if this is some type of traditional courtship 

then she should realize that our bodies are not compatible 

but I'm sure she has got a nice personality