the warlock

the warlock made sure 

that unrighteous humans only reproduced with unrighteous humans 

the offspring of unrighteous humans devolved quickly 

and after a few generations 

unrighteous humans had devolved so severely 

that unrighteous humans had difficulties reproducing 

so the warlock had to give humans insemination technology 

so that unrighteous humans could succeed 

in reproducing with unrighteous humans 

the king's squire puked when he saw what the warlock had accomplished 

the king's squire asked the magician to fix the situation 

because the king's squire was worried what the king would do if he knew 

the magician explained the situation to the king 

and the king answered that he could not 

send his knights to kill his own citizens 

even if they were unrighteous 

the magician explained that the king could send his knights to kill trolls 

which the king did 

and the kingdom's population did not complain 

when the knights had killed what they thought were trolls 

then the warlock as a wrathful response released a plague 

the magician used his magic 

to protect all righteous humans from the plague 

so that only remaining unrighteous humans died from the plague 

and afterwards the magician used his magic to cause rain 

which swept away all the plague sickness 

and washed away all the evidence of what had happened 

and the kingdom's population thrived once again 

and the warlock was given a new righteous young virgin girl each night 

to spare the kingdom from his wickedness 

those righteous young virgin girls gave birth 

to children with the gift of dark magic