poor man's calzone

fry minced meat in butter in the frying pan 

add salt and spices 

fry the minced meat until it is done, but still soft 

add obscene amounts of cheese 

stir with spatula until the cheese melts 

and mixes with the fried minced meat 

melt butter in a frying pan 

and pour one or two cans of crushed tomatoes into it 

fry the crushed tomatoes until they become like a sauce 

add more butter to make it more viscous 

possibly add some water if it becomes to dry 

but preferably add butter instead of water 

add salt and spices 

put a big flat bread on a plate 

spread tomato sauce on it 

put lots of cheese meat mix on it 

fold it like a taco or calzone 

serve 

other alternative 

the cheese meat mix becomes more viscous than melted cheese 

which makes it possible to add more of it in a calzone 

since too much cheese in a calzone would flow out when cut open 

so the cheese meat mix could be poured into a plastic container 

and cooled in a refrigerator so that it becomes solid 

and then be cut into smaller pieces 

and be put back into the plastic container and back in the refrigerator 

and when pizza dough has been made at home 

or pizza dough has been bought at the food shop 

then make the pizza dough flat 

and then spread the tomato sauce on the pizza 

and add the pieces of cheese meat mix 

and fold it like a calzone 

and heat in the oven 

serve