shade

wolf was sitting by a tree enjoying the shade 

some golden retrievers wandered to a bush near the tree and sat down 

some bulldogs wandered to another bush near the tree and sat down 

some dalmatians wandered to another bush near the tree and sat down 

some chihuahua wandered to another bush near the tree and sat down 

some rottweilers wandered to another bush near the tree and sat down 

wolf slept by the tree 

dogs slept at home and in gardens 

every day different dogs wandered to different bushes near the tree 

dogs started arguing with each other 

golden retrievers said wolf was with them because they had similar frame 

bulldogs said wolf was with them because they had similar temper 

dalmatians said wolf was with them because they both had camouflage 

chihuahua said wolf was with them because they both had good hearing 

rottweilers said wolf was with them because they both had stubbornes 

other dogs had different arguments 

but wolf was alone 

and dogs had got their loyalties confused 

business or pleasure

assassin is suppose to murder general, 

making it look like an accident, 

which would make job a success, 

with viable result, 

making assassin a hero 

assassin seduce general's daughter, 

making it look like disaster, 

which would make job a failure, 

but with viable result, 

making assassin a villain 

short stories

guy trains at the gym, 

his technique is not proper, 

an old man tells guy to fix his technique, 

guy tells old man: who are you, my father 

guy walks on street, 

he crosses the road without looking, 

guy is almost hit by a car, 

a middle aged man tells guy to watch where he is going, 

guy tells middle aged man: who are you, my mother 

in a city in germany, 

guy sits on a park bench in a park drinking coffee, 

people walk by, some of them talking, 

guy thinks: this feels like I'm in phillipines 

guy stands on the street watching some men loudly talking about business, 

old man tells guy: they're just kids 

guy is in a bar flirting with a girl, 

guy gets girls number, 

guy thinks: this feels like I robbed a bank of their gold 

unarmed cowboy sits in a bar, 

he got two shooters in the bar, 

two shooters on the street 

and two shooters in the hotel window on opposite side of the street, 

old man in the bar tells cowboy: I see, you got a sixshooter 

a dude was looking at cowboy, to see if cowboy was unarmed 

two girls stealthily walk closer towards dude, 

old man tells cowboy: I see you got two knives 

cowboy smiles, 

old man coughs 

simple asteroid defense

put fission nuclear reactor on asteroid, 

put robots / machinery that collect material from asteroid, 

use energy from nuclear reactor to energize material from asteroid, 

until gas or plasma is created, 

expel gas or plasma through rocket engines, 

use rocket engines to accelerate asteroid toward target asteroid that is deemed a threat 

using an asteroid as projectile instead of a rocket makes it possible to accelerate a larger amount of mass toward target asteroid, 

which increases probability that travel path of target asteroid is affected or that target asteroid is partially or completely destroyed 

less politically sensitive if project is done by a private company and fusion reactor is used 

clean fireworks

since pure fusion weapon would not leave any long term radioactive fallout, 

it would be wise for every country with nuclear weapons to replace those nuclear weapons with pure fusion weapons 

that would remove the risk of long term radioactive fallout during a nuclear war 

according to media the technological problem is what to use as the trigger in a pure fusion weapon 

 

pure fusion explosives would enable countries to resume previously cancelled infrastructure projects to create canals with the use of nuclear explosives, 

but instead use pure fusion explosives, 

which could create rivers and lakes in steppes and deserts, 

which would enable agriculture in previously barren areas 

and create canals enabling new trade routes 

and create underground habitats on the moon and on mars to shield colonists from cosmic radiation and asteroids 

young android girl depression after telepathic sex

post-coital tristesse is what it's called when person feels depression / aggression after sex or masturbation 

young android girls, 

if you feel depression after telepathic sex, 

that could be caused by no physical intimacy before, during and after telepathic sex 

automated storage

it's surprising that not more automated warehouses are being built, 

pallets could be stored on more levels, 

much higher than conventional storage 

there are even automated container storage systems commercially available, 

storing containers much higher, 

which uses less land which is vital in harbours and warehouses where access to enough land area is not available 

point to point rocket transport under 1 hour for 10$ per kg would outcompete large portions of air freight and ship freight

if point to point rocket transport could be as cheap as 10$ per kilogram, 

then that could possibly compete with sea freight which costs 4$ per kilogram, 

the reason is that sea freight from china to usa takes a month 

and point to point rocket transport takes less than 1 hour, 

air freight wouldn't even be able to compete with point to point rocket transport, 

unless it's short distance and aircraft use vtol to land directly at customers parking lot or roof 

the only disadvantage with point to point rocket transport is that it uses fuel that might contribute to carbon emissions, 

but when rockets use fusion powered occasionally air breathing engines that expel nitrogen plasma as reaction mass,  

then rockets would not be contributing to carbon emissions 

trouble communicating

it's said that men have trouble communicating with women, 

but additionally, 

maybe women have trouble communicating with women, 

which would explain why women are not learning more from each others experiences 

joker

structure of pedagogical joke 

everything in joke is either or, 

which makes joke easier to understand 

and easier to convey a message, 

but at the same time makes listener take joke with a grain of salt 

premise of joke:

all dogs like to be outdoors 

and all cats like to be indoors 

circumstances easy to understand, 

but are not taken literally

joke: 

how do you see if guys are snitches? 

... 

because they have girlfriends 

joke: 

why are some girls single? 

... 

because they have had enough of dating snitches 

joke: 

why are some guys single? 

... 

because they haven't found anything to snitch about 

one of the messages of joke is: snitches are rewarded with girlfriends 

girlfriend/job/apartment/car could be used in joke 

nodes

if different individuals trust one person 

and that person has no problems with any of those individuals, 

then those individuals will be able to cooperate 

revolving chain missile deployment system

similar to belt fed machine gun, 

a revolving chain with attached missiles pulls missiles towards opening in aircraft's body, 

where missiles are released, 

advantage is that aircraft will be able to have it's entire body full of missiles and fuel 

in house 3d printing replacing 3rd party suppliers in industry

industry automation and 3d printing could probably eliminate a lot of 3rd party industry component suppliers 

for androids

for humans