Morons.
If you are bored, the best way to have some fun is to walk around in odd places at odd hours. It won't take long before some security service takes an interest and start to move around in obvious ways.
Second step is to write some comments relating to security on the internet and write some odd documents about strategy that you save on your device and upload to the cloud.
If you don't know what to write, just look at some youtube videos about politics, strategy and security.
Try to write the opposite: if media says NATO needs to expand, write that they should not. If media says there is a potential for conflict between Russia and China, write that Russia is no threat to China.
If media says China is a threat to USA, write that the silk road is a good idea.
Buy odd e-books online.
Make politically incorrect jokes to people you meet, but don't be rude, be insinuous.
Make sure that your opinions on what different countries and groups should do are always different when you talk to different people, if the other person becomes upset or excited, adjust accordingly. Intelligence services gets horny from that kind of behaviour.
Take every opportunity you get to joke about different militaries and intelligence services being incompetent.
If you are lucky the security services are going to get so nervous that they try to kill you.
What's even more fun is if some other agency try to prevent them because they are thinking about recruiting you.
If they send girls your way, complain loudly that the girls are too old. When they send younger girls your way, complain again about their old age. When the girls they send are more cute than sexy, then charm and seduce them, but be cold hearted. Remember their aim is to ensnare you, but if you play it right, they are going to get desperate and start to send you girls that they value highly. Treat those girls like shit and the different services are going to think you are a man of character.
Say no to work, have fun
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