anal sex is the correct medicine for a happy marriage

imagine 1000 years ago in the middle ages 

a husband and a wife that was married and had two children 

they were happy even though life was hard 

husband fucked wife in the butt most of the time when they had sex 

and because of that wife did not get pregnant too often 

which meant husband and wife did not get more children 

they did not have 7 children like everyone else 

and because of that their two children always had enough food 

and warm clothes 

and shoes 

and there was enough room for everyone in the house 

which made it easier to keep house clean 

because of that there was less disease spreading in the house 

some neighbours became suspicious 

why was wife always happy 

why was husband always content and confident 

why did husband and wife not get more than two children 

why were their children always healthy when other children were sickly 

other women asked wife why she was always so happy 

wife wanted to tell her friends that it was because her husband always fucked her in the ass and that made her feel young and attractive again 

but wife did not tell her friends because she knew that would create rumors that would threaten her family 

some neighbours spread rumors that wife was a witch 

and that the children were of the devil 

and that the husband was an unbeliever 

the elders of the willage saw what was happening 

a man came to the village 

and the false accusers were themselves convicted of being witches 

and burned alive at the stake 

the elders were happy that the false accusations did not spread too much 

because they had lived long enough to know what could have happened 

in harsh times